Everything I have eaten for the last 48 hours has been with a spoon

My diet has been mostly made up of mashed potatoes

and butternut squash soup and ice cream

Valentines weekend is the perfect time for someone to get their wisdom teeth taken out

you can lay around, eat a ton of ice cream, and watch the “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” marathon on TBS

and don’t forget the pain killers.

Call me a hopeless romantic